Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Team EDWARD... OR Team HARRY???

Is it the blood drinkers, the immortal, moral less, soulless, romantic, sparkly, fast and insomniac beings?? Or the brave, magnanimous, assiduous, loving, caring and magical beings?? Who took your heart away? Edward Cullen – Bella’s prince charming or Harry Potter – the boy who lived?

Do you find studying in a school full of moving staircases, spooky dungeons, speaking portraits along with a new sport to play – quidditch fun and cool? Or maybe getting invisible at will or making friends with half giants or flying on dragons, dueling at midnight or speaking parseltongue? Or do you find glowing like diamond, being patient enough to avoid conflicts even when the world is at war, leaving behind your only love for her good, and drinking blood cool? Or maybe running at unmatchable speed or playing baseball or being immortal or being able to read minds and see the future does???

Being in team Edward you’re sure of 3 things –
1) Edward is a VAMPIRE.
2) A part of him thirsts for Bella’s blood.
3) Bella was unconditionally and irrevocably in LOVE with EDWARD.

Being in team Harry you’re sure of other 3 things –
1) The MUGGLE world.
2) The MAGIC world.
3) The good(harry) and the evil(voldemort).

A learned magician once said and I am very sure you all do know him by heart, “it does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live!” and that person, my friends, is none other than Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. Both Edward and Harry fit well into our dreams – our own little wonderlands. But reality does prove one thing, and that is, you won’t find die hard romantics like Edward but you can definitely find a Harry or two – completely dedicated and friendly. Edward – full of love and romance, selfless, without envy, patient, understanding… in short perfect!! TOO IDEALISTIC, don’t you think?? Aren’t things like selfishness, envy, war a little too close to the real world than peace talks, greedless and selfless love???

Whom do you fancy – The glamorous vampires - with strength, power, special abilities but no friends and a handful of people to love? OR the hot and happening wizards with strength, power, special abilities, lots of friends and people to love with a touch of magic? Would you choose the “Forbidden Lover” or would you go with the “Chosen One”?? Would you go for Edward who stands up for Bella or Harry who stands up for the whole world? Would it be Edward who plays baseball in thunder or Harry who play Quidditch in the rain? Which team would you choose – team Edward who would have a quiet, peaceful and patient life and lose all “hot blood”ness - or – team Harry who would rather have a daring, courageous and victorious life and have all the temper + tenderness??

Ultimately it’s your decision – whether you go with Team EDWARD or Team HARRY… but since I ignited the fire, I need to add the fuel too… AND for me there is just one thing that seems perfect, sounds perfect and smells perfect and that is TEAM HARRY all the way who can –
1) “accio” followers
2) “crucio” enemies
3) “expelliarmus” armed ones
4) “lucio” dark
5) “wingardium leviosa” obstacles
And in the end stun the whole world with his charm!!! I know you would rather go around shouting spells at others than trying to drink blood or run almost invisibly! And if you really did try the later half then All’s Well I hope… and with this I suppose –

“”MISCHIEF (has been) MANAGED... ENOUGH for FOREVER…””

P.S. – BTW, did you guys ever notice that it’s not just Bella whose mind Edward can’t read… It’s also the wizards who know “Occlumency” which, my friends, is blocking one’s thoughts from being invaded by people like EDWARD…. Tut! Tut! So much ignorance won’t bring good to team EDWARD…. [AND that’s 10 Points to GRYFFINDOR!!! “Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" ]