Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Team EDWARD... OR Team HARRY???

Is it the blood drinkers, the immortal, moral less, soulless, romantic, sparkly, fast and insomniac beings?? Or the brave, magnanimous, assiduous, loving, caring and magical beings?? Who took your heart away? Edward Cullen – Bella’s prince charming or Harry Potter – the boy who lived?

Do you find studying in a school full of moving staircases, spooky dungeons, speaking portraits along with a new sport to play – quidditch fun and cool? Or maybe getting invisible at will or making friends with half giants or flying on dragons, dueling at midnight or speaking parseltongue? Or do you find glowing like diamond, being patient enough to avoid conflicts even when the world is at war, leaving behind your only love for her good, and drinking blood cool? Or maybe running at unmatchable speed or playing baseball or being immortal or being able to read minds and see the future does???

Being in team Edward you’re sure of 3 things –
1) Edward is a VAMPIRE.
2) A part of him thirsts for Bella’s blood.
3) Bella was unconditionally and irrevocably in LOVE with EDWARD.

Being in team Harry you’re sure of other 3 things –
1) The MUGGLE world.
2) The MAGIC world.
3) The good(harry) and the evil(voldemort).

A learned magician once said and I am very sure you all do know him by heart, “it does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live!” and that person, my friends, is none other than Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. Both Edward and Harry fit well into our dreams – our own little wonderlands. But reality does prove one thing, and that is, you won’t find die hard romantics like Edward but you can definitely find a Harry or two – completely dedicated and friendly. Edward – full of love and romance, selfless, without envy, patient, understanding… in short perfect!! TOO IDEALISTIC, don’t you think?? Aren’t things like selfishness, envy, war a little too close to the real world than peace talks, greedless and selfless love???

Whom do you fancy – The glamorous vampires - with strength, power, special abilities but no friends and a handful of people to love? OR the hot and happening wizards with strength, power, special abilities, lots of friends and people to love with a touch of magic? Would you choose the “Forbidden Lover” or would you go with the “Chosen One”?? Would you go for Edward who stands up for Bella or Harry who stands up for the whole world? Would it be Edward who plays baseball in thunder or Harry who play Quidditch in the rain? Which team would you choose – team Edward who would have a quiet, peaceful and patient life and lose all “hot blood”ness - or – team Harry who would rather have a daring, courageous and victorious life and have all the temper + tenderness??

Ultimately it’s your decision – whether you go with Team EDWARD or Team HARRY… but since I ignited the fire, I need to add the fuel too… AND for me there is just one thing that seems perfect, sounds perfect and smells perfect and that is TEAM HARRY all the way who can –
1) “accio” followers
2) “crucio” enemies
3) “expelliarmus” armed ones
4) “lucio” dark
5) “wingardium leviosa” obstacles
And in the end stun the whole world with his charm!!! I know you would rather go around shouting spells at others than trying to drink blood or run almost invisibly! And if you really did try the later half then All’s Well I hope… and with this I suppose –

“”MISCHIEF (has been) MANAGED... ENOUGH for FOREVER…””

P.S. – BTW, did you guys ever notice that it’s not just Bella whose mind Edward can’t read… It’s also the wizards who know “Occlumency” which, my friends, is blocking one’s thoughts from being invaded by people like EDWARD…. Tut! Tut! So much ignorance won’t bring good to team EDWARD…. [AND that’s 10 Points to GRYFFINDOR!!! “Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" ]

Monday, May 31, 2010

GOD?! u there????.....

GOD! ALmighty! Supernatural Power!!..... Do u really believe it?? Or do they actually exist??? it's a debatable issue i agree..... But did u ever feel unusual things (miracle or not) happening to u though u haven't the slightest idea WHY n HOW??? Well.... That's his power (or maybe it's just the GHOSTS who thought of paying you a visit... :P).... He constantly watches us (even the ghosts would do that won't they?? never mind... jokes apart now...) and manuoevres our moves bringing ups n downs. And when we are as messed up as we can never be, we start the "blame game", accusing HIM of not giving us enough support, resources, happiness etc. etc.... well! well!! I am not one of those "fan followers" of GOD and even i do the same many-a-times... But those who actually believe in HIM are very LUCKY because everytime you won't be able to "GOOGLE" out your problem's solutions or it won't provide us with the happiness or the support or the resources.... All we can do at such times is to keep faith and pray.. AH! Pray! So u see even though i am not God's "trusted" fan followers, but still i believe in him at some point of time. That 'some point of time' can mean loads of things which make life suck (mind you though, we would all fall if life didn't suck)... But the point is that it would seem trivial if we don't accept his presence and power after looking up to him every now and then... Life would be so much simpler if you believe in his miracles. Life can also be easy and simple if you decided that u just don't care, but even then you need someone to look up to... someone to trust when the world and its "mysterious aliens" seem hostile and despisable... AND what better option you have than the CREATOR himself..... ;)

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

The DEADLY Combo!!!

Enter class XI and your world changes forever... And if you take SCIENCE - your world moves faster than you can ever imagine - almost crossing that 300,000,000 m/s limit and then WHAM!!!!
For the THIRD batch of Jaipurians, class XI not only brought a tedious workload but also a completely new batch of teachers. And my GOD!!! What Tutors - their very names send shivers down our bodies. Though the list is short (and not at all sweet) but here it goes -
1) Ms. Pooja Nayyar - Our Class Teacher (sub: Maths). Short and petite with a sweet smile, she is a perfect examply of how looks can be deceptive. Behind that smiling face of hers, is a stern and complete disciplinarian. Her MANTRA "NO fun - ALL work"....
2) Ms. Meneka Prabhakar - our Physics Teacher. Sweet and fair - endorsing the zero size figure - she is a soft spoken person. Her classes are complete scientific ones with vectors and scalars, dynamics and kinematics, whooshing past here and there. We have even started applying the projectile concept while flying "paper planes"; thanx to her.....
3) Ms. Sarita Khokhar - Our very own Chemistry Ma'am. From water to glucose, covalent to ionic bonds, theory to numericals, her rant includes everything. Thanks to her we have started viewing rainwater, tapwater, seawater, drinkingwater etc. etc. as H-2-O and H-2-O only......
4) Ms. Deepa Sharma - Our Computer teacher. Strict but fun at the same time. Soft-spoken but a firm figure. Programming has never seemed so easy as it has NOW - and I owe it all to you....While writing this, I can very clearly imagine the C++ window playing peek-a-boo with me.....
AND last but not the least, THIS LIST would be incomplete without -
5) Ms. Meeta Arora - Our English Mistress. A completely alter in the above personalities - tall, slim and beautiful and WHOA!!! there goes our English Goddess - an AVATAR (for us, ofc!) - sweet and simple! Her MANTRA - "ALL fun plus Work".....

SO all in all 2 years of boon (or bane??!) and a perfect combo of the "ANGELS and DEVILS" await us!!! GODLY GOD (thnx to VYOMI for this word), will we ever survive it and emerge triumphant??????